Roast My Landing PageBrutally honest feedback in 60 seconds.

AI-powered · 60 second delivery

Your landing page
is lying to you.

Brutally honest feedback for indie hackers. Six sections graded, roasted with your actual copy, and rewritten so you can ship tonight.

One-time payment · Full report in ~60s · Shareable link

What you get

Headline+ grade + rewrite
Hero copy+ grade + rewrite
CTA+ grade + rewrite
Trust signals+ grade + rewrite
Objection handling+ grade + rewrite
Overall clarity+ grade + rewrite
01

Paste your URL

We scrape your live page — no PDFs, no screenshots.

02

Pay $4 once

No subscription. No upsell funnel. Just the roast.

03

Get destroyed (helpfully)

6 graded sections, specific roasts, paste-ready rewrites.

Built for founders who ship

Not another generic SEO audit. A conversion-focused roast that quotes your headline back to you — then hands you the fix.